At McSweeneys:
- Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
- We Would Like to Apologize for Electing a Pack of Wolves to the United States Senate
At The Belladonna:
- I Will Take Heat for This, Which is Why I’m Going to Keep my Festering Tuna Can of a Mouth Shut (by Alternate Universe Michael Ian Black)
- You May Have Worn Your Prom Dress with Him, But Only I Am His Costumed Arch-Nemesis
- Your Daily Itinerary for International Women’s Day: Burn It All Down
- Lose Weight the Easy Way with Whole206!
Elsewhere:
- There’s a Little Godzilla in All of Us (Electric Literature)
- My Life as a Public Health Crisis (Narratively) – selected for Narratively’s Top 10 of 2018
- We Must Remember Gulak the Baby-Eater as A Patriot, Not An Eater of Babies (Points in Case)
- Boss of The World (Atomic Elbow)
- Head Over Heels: A GLOW Podcast (w/Meryl Williams)
Unpublished Short Humor and Satire:
- Five Halloween Horror Movies That Will Get You and Your Boyfriend in the Mood for a Spooktacular Argument About Rape Culture
- Here Are The Only Circumstances Under Which I Will Read Your Essay About Moving To or From New York City
- Feminist Erotica
- My 24-Hour Product Diary
- Columbus Gothic
Unpublished Personal Essays:
- Sami Zayn’s Heel Turn 2
- Memento Carrie
- Choosing Fat Visibility vs. Ducking Creepshots at the Dunkin Donuts
- Here to Win (Midwestern Creativity)